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Maneless got his own forum. HA HA HA! (Cosmetic Thickener & Volumizer)

posted by TheRealBodhi, 13.07.2007, 04:29

Oh too funny, too funny!! Maneless, you're crazier than a shithouse rat. You're probably running around some horrible little apartment, following a maze thru stacks and stacks of yellowed newspaper, muttering and talking back to the radio. Which I'm sure emits a constant stream of Rush Limbaugh and Paul Harvey and other assorted fundamentalist lunatics. You're in this apartment with littered crap all over the place, pausing now and again to remove the tinfoil you wear on your balding dome that's designed to keep those voices out. You remove the tinfoil to smear some crazy concoction on your head so you can come on here and yammer about what is and what isn't a good volumizer. Sick, you're sick! The smell that must emit from your hovel. Ugh! You're neighbors probably RUN past your door with downturned eyes PRAYING that you don't open the door for some reason as they edge past. Then in the safety of their apartments they freely give way to their distaste for that "Bald, crazy bastard in 3c. You fucking know that's true. I can see you there now. With an old musty robe on. Water stains on the ceiling, medications strewn everywhere, you plugged into a big old dial-up system with a four hundred pound monitor that's covered in smears of old chicken grease. Rubbing fucking SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER ON YOUR CRAZY BALD HEAD!! Then you'll come on here and fight with widowspeak about the "NEW" volumizer you found. You're nuts. I know it, you know it and now what, like 2000 posters on Hairsite know it. You're mother must be proud.

Bodhi


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Complete thread:

• Maneless got his own forum. HA HA HA! - TheRealBodhi, 13.07.2007, 04:29
  • Maneless got his own forum. HA HA HA! - Brock, 08.04.2008, 11:51
    • Maneless got his own forum. HA HA HA! - TheRealBodhi, 10.04.2008, 13:47
      • Maneless got his own forum. HA HA HA! - Brock, 12.04.2008, 01:26